Approximately 2,600 years ago around 630 BCE the Greek island of Thera was plagued by drought and overpopulation. According to legend, an assortment of settlers were selected to sail south to establish a colony in more hospitable climes. The men and women apprehensively put to sea, and the gaggle of enterprising Greeks eventually erected the city of Cyrene on Africa's northern tip. There, the settlers encountered a local herb which would ultimately bring them and their progeny fantastic wealth.
The prized plant became such a key pillar of the Cyrenean economy that its likeness was stamped upon many of the city's gold and silver coins. The images often depicted a regal-looking woman sitting in a chair, with one hand touching the herb and her other hand pointing at her genitals. The plant was known as silphium or laserwort, and its heart-shaped fruit purportedly brought the ancient world a highly sought-after freedom: the opportunity to enjoy sex with very little risk of pregnancy.
The silphium plants were giant fennels which grew wild along the dry hillsides of the Mediterranean coast. It didn't take long for the Greek settlers to discover its value as a food source, and the vegetable flesh came to be prized as a delicious garnish, while pleasant perfumes were coaxed from its yellow blossoms. Over time further uses for the wild fennel were found, such as the resin extracted from its stalks and roots which was used to treat cough, sore throat, fever, indigestion, snake bite, "warts in the seat," epilepsy, and a host of other disagreeable ailments. But of all of the plant's virtues, the silphium was certainly most prized for its pregnancy-preventing properties.
As word of the birth-control wonder-herb spread through ancient Europe, Africa, and Asia, a market for the versatile fennel developed rapidly. The seeds became widely used among the world's wealthier nations, including the citizens of ancient Greece, Rome, Egypt, and India. By some accounts the silphium seed was also a potent aphrodisiac, a property which considerably compounded its perceived value. The Roman bard Catullus famously alluded to its sexual properties in one of his love poems, where he declared that he and his lover would share as many kisses as there were grains of sand on Cyrene's silphium shores. More plainly, "We can make love so long as we have silphium."
Despite the efforts of the Cyreneans and their would-be competitors, the silphium industry stubbornly resisted expansion. Men worked long and hard to propagate the plant, but the notoriously cantankerous laserwort mocked all efforts at cultivation. It refused to sprout anywhere outside of its narrow swath of wild growth along the coast of the Mediterranean Sea. Though this limitation necessitated strict guidelines to prevent over-harvesting, the natural scarcity served to maintain the herb's high value. Occasional silphium smugglers penetrated the supply chain, but aside from these rare exceptions the royalty of Cyrene maintained a comfortable monopoly on civilization's contraceptives.
For centuries the north African city thrived on its laserwort bounty. The seeds of the fickle fennel came into such high demand that they were eventually worth their weight in silver. The Roman government went so far as to store a cache of the herb in the official treasury. Most of the primitive silver and gold coins from Cyrene were stamped with images of the silphium, some depicting just a single heart-shaped seed. It is thought by many historians that this ancient icon of unfettered lovemaking is the origin of today's ubiquitous "I love you" heart symbol.
Unlike many other medicines of its time, silphium was not thought of as a mere folk remedy; Scholars and doctors of the day openly praised the plant's effectiveness as a contraceptive. Ancient Rome's foremost gynecologist a physician named Soranus wrote that women should drink the silphium juice with water once a month since "it not only prevents conception but also destroys anything existing." Alternatively, a tuft of wool could be soaked in the juice and inserted into the vagina as a pessary. During laserwort's heyday, Rome's birth rate decreased considerably despite increasing life expectancy, plentiful food, and relatively few wars or epidemics, and some historians cite this as evidence of the herb's effectiveness.
Unfortunately, modern science will probably never determine whether the fennel's extract was really an effective form of parenthood prevention, nor will it measure laserwort's merit as a medicine. By the end of the first century AD, following a fifty year decline in silphium numbers, the Roman historian Pliny the Elder recorded the plant's lamentable extinction. The last remaining stalk of the laserwort was snipped and sent to Emperor Nero as a "curiosity," and thus ended six hundred years of reliable birth control.
The cause of the herb's eradication is uncertain, however the most widely accepted theory is that over-harvesting coupled with livestock grazing caused the silphium population to decline beyond recovery. This trend may have started around 74 BCE when the region was absorbed into a Roman senatorial province. This change gave control of the laserwort crop to a long series of one-year-term governors who were largely motivated by short-term profits. It is also possible that the natural desertification of the region shrank the plant's already diminutive habitat. As an alternative explanation, some botanists have suggested that the ancient giant fennel never truly became extinct, and that the modern Ferula tingitana is the same plant; though this explanation is unlikely considering that tingitana has long grown naturally in many areas where laserwort was unable to germinate.
Science has since examined many of the less-effective herbal contraceptives which were employed in subsequent centuries, such as Queen Anne's Lace and Pennyroyal. Both demonstrated a significant degree of success in preventing or terminating pregnancies in rats. Some relatives of silphium were also subjected to modern laboratory testing, such as the asafetida, which indicated about 40-50% anti-fertility effectiveness; and Ferula jaeschikaena, which was found to be nearly 100% effective when administered within three days of copulation.
The extinction of silphium is now considered to be among humanity's earliest environmental blunders. If laserwort was indeed more effective than the alternatives, then the bygone birth control is certainly deserving of its glowing reputation. Evidence suggests that the natural world allowed women in antiquity to govern their reproductive lives with far more control than commonly realized, and without the need to resort to senseless abstinence. But as mankind is wont to do, the custodians of this scarce commodity eventually surrendered to greed and short-sightedness, overtaxing the renewable resource until it was hopelessly exhausted.
Damn interesting, isn't it? For a quick summary, that is the origin of the modern

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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
thank you very much for the Thin Mints. I can't tell you how much they meant to me.
thanks, love Beccs
<3
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
whatever jeffs
thanks for walking to town with me. and for helping me with french
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
Dickert?
Bahahahahahaaa.
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God I sure hope you are dead.
There was this one kid on the middle school boy's basketball team. We had thought that everyone was always making fun of him, but as it would turn out, his real name was Dickert. True story.
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"How are you helping the revolution?" Ellen Mandel of Good Times Magazine had asked him. "I'm hitting a lick for peace," Duane responded. "And every time I'm in Georgia, I eat a peach for peace."
Deckkk.
Haha,
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YOU are the twatwaffle here.
bahaha.
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
~Lizzie
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
So I decided to resurrect it, for the whole world to see. Yey?
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Grumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Hooooooooooooooray.
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
You got your snazzy new camera for Christmas...So uhh, where are all the photos!? huh?!
haha lu
now i am.
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We call them weak, Who are unable to resist, The slightest chance love might exist, And for that forsake it all...
-Garth Brooks, "Standing Outside the Fire"
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
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"We're all mortal .. the old must make way for the young, otherwise there would be mo promotion." -Alexander Dumas
I'm sorry it took so long for me to watch you.
My sincerest apologies,
Lauren.
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Are you dead or are you sleeping?
God I sure hope you are dead.
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